Friday, December 16, 2011

Y I No Continue My Old Blog

Hello readers! As you can see, I started a new blog. Well, if you're new here, here's a link to my old blog.

As I view it, my previous blog SUCKS. I guess the traffic on my previous blog were all on, "Lets see what this loser writes today~"

However, there are some readers who think my previous blog is kinda good. LOTS of thanks to them, who continued to support me even when I wrote boring stuff like emo bla bla bla bullshits etc.

Now, let me tell you why I opened a new blog.

1. My previous blog, it's filled with TOO MANY emo posts.

Here's some post which I think greatly decrease my returning readers.

Depressed.
-Dad broke his promise to get me a Nikon D90. Haha well, I'm over it now. I found out there's so much more things to look forward in life :)

EMO
-Emo, because I feel that my friends are all having their fun times and I'm kinda not in their gang. Let me tell you what I realised...well Jimmy, you're kinda stupid because you didn't realise then that you're working and nobody asked you out because they know you busy.

OWH, patutlah.
*malu-malu Sibu*

Promises
-Another post about how my dad didn't keep his promise. Hey, he spent so much for my tuition fee while I'm in MSU, that's like, a new Nikon D90, every single month. Sorry dad, for being so irrational.

My aunt CRAPS better than me.
-Hmmm, I still think this is kinda true.
-Let me tell you something, this is what happens to a family, which is surrounded by other family which have doctors in their family. They tend to "force" their nephew or niece into becoming doctors because they failed to turn their own kids into doctors. For them, it's a pride having a member of the family who is a doctor.
Well, I have no regrets now. Knowing that life as a doctor won't be easy (AT ALL), I can't turn back. It's selfish to turn back, because I don't want to reject the opportunity of having to sacrifice my future to safe other people's life :)

To my aunt, I still don't like you. Sorry. But I do hate you less...hehe

Bad decision maker = Jimmy
-I left UTP for MSU. That's kinda stupid, I know. Guess what?

NO REGRETS, MUDAFACKAS!
I liked UTP because my sis is there, and the environment is great! *wild boars and monkeys running around hehe*
And I hated MSU because I'm placed in a very small room, compared to the dorm back at UTP.
I don't like most of the people at MSU because most of them are fakers. They wear thick mask, and hide their real image. Well, i just dont get along with them, and life at MSU was fun, indeed :)
Some of the people in MSU are assholes sometimes, it's like a hormone swing thingy. If you're a JPA scholar, be careful when you're being sarcastic, because some of them are too shallow to get your joke. Be patient when they make mean jokes of you, just don't take revenge. They can make fun of you, but you can't, because they'll get super pissed if you do.

Sorry
-Here I told my readers about how hard it is to be a scholar not because of your achievement in SPM. And I told them how hard it is to study in a community that don't study, but can score 100% in their AS exam. Also, I told them how hard it is when some of them disses your results.
-I didn't try my best in the exam hehe
-In the end of they day, I still smile, because I know that's the only thing I can do to face them :)
-But...I do hate my biology lecturer here, who always look down on me, which I think it's because I got a "C" for the AS Exam. I never skipped his class, but he keep putting me in the same gang of assholes who skip his class all the time.

Bye
-I was kinda sad when I left Kuching for UTP.
-I lol-ed at the reason why I'm sad, because it's because of an immature crush on Ms-Not-To-Be-Mentioned, or should I say, Miss Voldemort.

-I found my other half already so you can cry now my fans.

2. My previous blog is kinda cheap.

It's always about making money. It's like, I blog for money? Why didn't I realise that earlier ARGH! This new blog will only consist of post not related to blogging for money. Hey bloggers out there, if you blog for money, that's a disgrace to blogging you tau tak?

Erm, but I'll still put up some advert here, sorry :)
Here's a post where I kinda posted to earn some cash

http://kchwildkidbullshit.blogspot.com/2009/11/lai-lai-lai-come-earn-money-without.html

Yang bodohnya, I posted that post TWICE! OMG I was so desperate to prove that I can earn money through blogging? but seriously my nuffnang ad is already worth rm67
However, I did discover cool ways to increase your blog traffic :)
It works, but I ain't gonna use it for my new blog. Because my new blog gonna earn traffic the right way.
Yea, it's true, FUCK YEA.

3. My previous blog posts are all immature and over-the-top horny.

Everything was about pussy-s, penises, lanjiaos, lampah-s. I'm sick of using too much of those words. I even do whole posts about the human reproductive organ. Here's an example.

Cock Week

Sigh.
BUT, don't expect me to STOP using those words. I'll still use them, but less, of course.

4. My previous blog loads too slow

It's kinda packed with photos and stuff, so it loads ultra slow.


This blog WILL be packed with photos too maybe, i didn't promise anything, but I'll resize them before posted.

Hmmm, I guess I'll stop here.
So, readers,

ENJOY MY NEW BLOG :)
stalk me, follow me, spam me, hate me


Chickening out, bye~